Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Don't Tell Me I have a Fat Hippo's Behind

Title: Ruthie and the Hippo’s Fat Behind!


Written by: Margot Finke

Illustrated by: K.C. Snider

Soft cover: 18 pages

Ages: 5-12

Publisher: Guardian Angel Publishing, Inc.

Print ISBN 13: 978-1-61633-059-0

eBook ISBN 13: 978-1-60633-060-6

Published: May 2010

Print Price: $10.95

eBook Price: $5.00

Much like “the elephant in the room” and in this case the hippo’s fat behind, no one wants to acknowledge the sudden change in Ruthie’s behavior and what to do about it. Told in perfect rhyme, Ruthie and the Hippo’s Fat Behind! explores one child’s woes in moving. Once content and happy, Ruthie becomes unbearable to live with after her family moves clear across the state.

Determined not to accept her new home and surroundings, Ruthie embarks on a downward spiral of rude behavior towards all who cross her path, each day worse than the one before. Until the day an unexpected visitor pays Ruthie a visit. Will Ruthie accept this unconditional love or will she continue to self destruct? Find out today and purchase Ruthie and the Hippo’s Fat Behind!

Coupled with a Parent Teacher Guide Ruthie and the Hippo’s Fat Behind! provides the perfect opportunity to get our children and/or student’s into a lively discussion of what change means to them and how they’ve handled it and what they can do to make transition easier in the future.

Ruthie and the Hippo’s Fat Behind! IS now available on Amazon

http://www.amazon.com/Ruthie-Hippos-Behind-Margot-Finke/dp/1616330597/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1276977787&sr=1-1
though the cover is not up yet.

Coming Soon to B&N and Target.

Become mesmerized by Ruthie and the Hippo’s Fat Behind! in a cool book trailer @: http://mysite.ncnetwork.net/restbcm8/Book%20Trailers.htm#slide 

Author: Margot E. Finke http://www.margotfinke.com/

A Personal Autograph comes with each hard copy bought from Margot's website + a bookmark.

Illustrations: KC Snider http://www.kcsniderart.com/

Snider is a well known fine artist who regularly shows her work in galleries, as well as known for her book illustrations.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Book Review ~ In My Bath by Beth Bence Reinke

Title: In My Bath


Written by: Beth Bence Reinke

Illustrated by: Ginger Nielson

Soft cover: 24 pages

Ages: 4-8

Publisher: 4RV Publishing, LLC

ISBN 13: 978-0-9825886-6-6

Published: May 2010

Price: $13.99

The scrub, splatter, swish, and splash in the tub are enjoyed through a young boy’s clever imagination as water loving animals join in and bring the tasks of cleanliness to enjoyable heights. How can bathing with animal’s work one may ask? Find out while you dip your feet into the pages of In My Bath. Prepare yourself to be soaked with laughter as the joys of the imagination come to life.

In My Bath is sure to become a nighttime ritual in preparing our young muses for the routines of bedtime.

Beth Bence Reinke is an author and registered dietitian. She writes children’s books, devotional books and articles about food and nutrition. Beth’s professional affiliations include The American Dietetic Association and The Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators. She is also a member of Indie-Debut 2010, a group of first-time authors who help promote each other’s books that hail from independent publishers. In My Bath is Beth’s first children’s book.

Author: Beth Bence Reinke

Website: http://www.bethbencereinke.com/

Food and Faith blog: http://www.bethbencereinke.com/foodandfaith

Beth’s Book Basket blog: http://bethbencereinke.com/bethsbookbasket

E-mail: rdwriter@hotmail.com



Illustrator: Ginger Nielson

Website: http://www.gingernielson.com/

Blog: http://www.gingerpixels.blogspot.com/



Publisher: 4RV Publishing http://www.4rvpublishingllc.com/

Friday, June 25, 2010

I Never Thought Agony Could Be So Good Until Now


I'm thrilled to announce my manuscript entitled, The Hockey Agony as been accepted by Guardian Angel Publishing.

A bit of the journey...this ms was critiqued in the early stages by Suzanne Lieurance (CWCC) and my online critique groups and placed as Honorable Mention in the Writer's Digest 78th Writing Competition, then edited after the competition by Lea Schizas to assist in expanding the story since it was no longer under a word constraint from the contest.

The ink is barely dry on the contract and I'm over the moon!

Thank you to all who had a direct hand in making this dream come true!

Best wishes to you all!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Meet the Creator of Stubby's Destiny

I’m proud to have children’s author, Dixie Phillips with me today. As fellow angels at Guardian Angel Publishing we may have never met without being part of this wonderful publishing company. Come along on this heartwarming interview and you will surely be inspired by Ms. Phillips intriguing life.

DMc: What has been the most rewarding/memorable experience in writing for children?

DP: My husband and I have been in fulltime ministry for nearly thirty years. Because we are actively involved with Lighthouse Academy, a Christian school in our church, we deal with children on a continual basis. There have been some children, who have come to us, whose young eyes have already seen more hurt and abuse than many adults. Many of these wee ones already believe they have been “born wrong.” My heart has been thrilled to see hope flicker in their eyes when I read “Stubby’s Destiny” to them. (Stubby was a little donkey who thought he didn’t measure up to the elegant stallions, but one day Stubby discovered his divine destiny.) I never get tired of hearing their little voices cheer for Stubby and my eyes fill with tears when I see them have their own “light bulb” moment and realize they have a divine purpose, too.

DMc: Your have also written seasonal plays for children. How do they differ from writing a children’s book?


DP: I seem to have the gift of gab. (I think I just heard my husband say, “Amen!”) Writing dialogue comes easy for me. Plays and skits are completely different than writing a children’s book because you mainly deal with only dialogue.
Sometimes I get an idea for a play, only to discover it works better as a children’s book or vice versa.

DMc: You recently became a grandparent, has this inspired you even further in continuing to write for children? If yes, how?


DP: Yes, I have contracted grammyitis and I don’t think I’ll ever recover! When I hold our grandsons (Tristan and Easton) I have this overwhelming wave of love that sweeps over me. (I told you it’s bad.) Already they are little sponges soaking up what is happening around them. My prayer is that my love for them and the stories I write will leave eternal “footprints” in their hearts and help shape their small souls.

DMc: Please share with us your current work-in-progress.


DP: As a little girl, I had a special bond with my paternal grandmother. I have written a story about her and an apron she sewed for me. Of all the stories I have written, I am very excited about Apron Strings.

DMc: What can we expect from you in the publishing pipeline?


DP: I have three new children’s books coming out in the near future with Guardian Angel Publishing – Cinderfella and the Furry Godmother, Stilts the Stork and The Cat Came Back.

I also have new Christmas plays, skits and recitations, which will be coming out with Standard Publishing this fall.

I am excited to be writing downloadable curriculum for Randall House. Presently I am working on some curriculum for children, which will be available later this year.

Guideposts has included one of my stories in their Extraordinary Answers to Prayer – Love and Forgiveness series, which will soon be available.

DMc: A signature request I like to ask every author, illustrator, editor, etc., I interview is for the individual to share with us a tidbit from their lives that the reader will find either humorous or surprising. Dixie, can you please share one with us?


DP: I have been an avid southern gospel fan since I was a young girl. When I was a teenager, most girls had pictures of David Cassidy on their wall. I hung a poster of Vestal Goodman and the Happy Goodmans on my wall.

I was born and raised in northern Iowa. There wasn’t much southern gospel in northern Iowa at that time. In the mid ‘90s, my husband and I started the Floyd Gospel Sing, a two-day, all-day Sing. Over thirty gospel groups from across the United States come and minister through testimony and song. The population of our small rural community (population – 350) swells when around 2,000 southern gospel fans arrive for two days of good old gospel singing.

I enjoy writing songs and have sung in a ladies’ southern gospel trio called Three Redeemed for over fifteen years. We have recorded three projects.

To learn more about Dixie visit: http://writing4littleones.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Don't Tell me I have a Hippo's Fat Behind

I’ve been reflecting lately as to what children’s authors strive to convey to their readers. And I’ve come to the conclusion that bringing the love of reading to the most reluctant readers is a major goal. Sit back, relax, and enjoy getting to know one hilarious children’s author from down under, Margot Finke. WARNING: DO NOT under any circumstances be drinking a beverage while reading Margot’s laugh out loud interview for your drink will surely splatter your keyboard and screen.

DMc: Please share with our readers how you became a children’s author?


MF: When we first came to the US (Oregon) I wanted my three kids to remember their birth country, so every night I would point to the map of Aussie animals on their bedroom wall and say, “Pick an animal and I’ll tell you a story about it.” When I became a teacher’s aide, I took the map to school and began telling classes about Australia and all the wonderful critters there. Eventually I had to write the stories down, because kids would complain that I kept giving different endings to the stories. I used to forget how I ended it the last time – duh!! So that’s how it all started.

I had always written “stuff,” but never seriously. Overnight, writing became my passion. I would get terrific ideas in the middle of the night, sneak out in the dark to the bathroom, where I kept paper and pencil, and scribble away so the ideas would not get lost by morning. As soon as my head hit the pillow my brain churned out story ideas. I lost a lot of sleep, but gained many cool story ideas.

When I bought a computer (my first PC) I was thrilled out of my mind. Like so many beginners, I was sure I would be published by next month. Eons of rewrites, rejections and frustration later, I finally made it. YEA!! Patience, rewriting and hard work are a writer’s best tools. Throw in a little talent and luck, and you WILL get there eventually.

DMc: What or whom inspired you to write with the reluctant reader in mind?


MF: Oh, that was first-hand experience, mate. Our son, David, was a reluctant reader. Nagging, threats, bribes. . . nothing worked. Then I found the Hardy Boys series, chock full of the things his macho little heart craved. He read every one and begged for more.

I was determined to write “stuff” that would appeal to the “frog down the neck, gross underarm noises, and the wacky humor” boys loved. And I’d throw in a fast pace and some cool adventure as well.

My “Rattlesnake Jam” http://mysite.ncnetwork.net/restbcm8/Margot%27s%20Books.htm#books does this for the picture book crowd,

And coming soon is “Taconi and Claude, Double Trouble.

http://mysite.ncnetwork.net/restbcm8/Margot%27s%20Books.htm#NEW

This MG Aussie adventure is for boys, and takes place on a cattle station in the Queensland outback, near where I grew up. There’s Taconi, a young aboriginal boy, trying to help his dad keep his job as station “cookie,” and his chatty cockatoo, Claude – always ready with a succinct one-liner. A crazed emu makes Taconi a hero, while Dreamtime Spirits and a magical kingfisher feather add to his problems. All this is topped off by a humdinger of a Corroboree, and as much snake, goanna and witchetty grubs a boy can eat.

DMc: Please share with us your latest release(s).


MF: This is for girls. Told in rhyme, and lots of fun, as well as being a useful tool for parents and therapists who want to help children come to terms with big changes in their lives.

Ruthie and the Hippo's Fat Behind

When Ruthie moved, she left all her friends and family behind. She left her old happy self behind too. She sulked, was rude to her parents, and threw tantrums. What had happened to their darling girl? Then, something unexpected surprised her, and the happy Ruthie returned. Find out what made Ruthie feel her old self again?

**Parent-Teacher guide included

Sample Verse:

"Young Ruthie's mood changed overnight, her smiles slunk off in gloom.

She wouldn't talk to Mom or Dad. She refused to leave her room.

Her parents scolded, begged and coaxed, but Ruthie paid no mind,

Her moods grew big and ugly - like some Hippo's fat behind."

Author: Margot E. Finke http://www.margotfinke.com/


Illustrations: KC Snider http://www.kcsniderart.com/

** Snider is a well known fine artist who regularly shows her work in galleries, as well as known for her book illustrations.






Print ISBN 13: 978-1-61633-059-0

eBook ISBN 13: 978-1-61633-060-6

Where to buy:

Guardian Angel Publishing (GAP)

Margot Finke – http://www.margotfinke.com/

** A Personal Autograph comes with each hard copy bought from Margot's website + a bookmark.

SOON available from Amazon, B&N, Target and more.

TRAILER: http://mysite.ncnetwork.net/restbcm8/Book%20Trailers.htm#slide 

DMc: I had the opportunity to read and review Rattlesnake Jam. Where in the world did you come up with such a hilarious story?
MF: That was on a particularly frazzled night. I crept into the bathroom and wrote it all down in one sitting. Maybe I shouldn’t have had that extra glass of wine before bed. Or maybe I should drink MORE? Who knows? But Gran and Pa have great boy appeal, so that’s a good thing. And it gave me the opportunity to find real honest-to-goodness rattlesnake recipes on the internet. Some of them are in “Gran’s Kitchen” page: http://mysite.ncnetwork.net/restbcm8/Rattler%20Recipies.htm#recipy

DMc: Beyond writing you offer a critique service. Please share with us what a writer should/would expect from your service.


MF: My Manuscript Critique Service, + lots of other help for new writers, can be found in the Website Directory on my home page: http://www.margotfinke.com/ I offer personal guidance. This involves many comments, suggestions, and written examples where necessary.

I like to read a manuscript first, before I quote a set fee, because my fee depends on how much help a manuscript needs. This is something the client and I chat back-and-forth about, until we are both happy about what I propose + my fee. Clients can contact me any time during the process with questions.

Critique Details are listed under the heading of Picture Books + MG and YA Manuscripts.

There is a helpful “What to Aim For When Writing,” article at the beginning of the page, and links to other writing help and advice. At the end of the page are payment and other instructions, plus Testimonials. Writers wanting to craft tighter stories could also read my “Musings” Column in the Purple Crayon, http://www.underdown.org/finke.htm and on my website, “The Secrets of Writing for Children,” http://mysite.ncnetwork.net/mfinke/Secrets.html#Sec

Nothing makes my day more than hearing that one of my clients had their book published. A big “YEA!” moment indeed!!

DMc: A signature request I like to ask every author, illustrator, editor, etc., I interview is for the individual to share with us a tidbit form their lives that the reader will find either humorous or surprising. Margot, can you please share one with us?
MF: Oh dear, I can hear the skeletons in my closet rattling in anguish!! Hmmm. . .

Here goes: When I moved here some years ago, I discovered there was Aussie English, and then there American English. As a teacher’s aide, in an upper midgrade class, I once asked if anyone could lend me a “rubber.” In Australia, an eraser is called a rubber. My teacher friends (and a few knowing students), never let me forget that one.

Naked and blushing, I want to thank you for doing this really fun interview, Donna. I appreciate the chance to bring “Ruthie” into the limelight.

“Ruthie” is now available through Amazon (no cover yet):

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dus-stripbooks-tree&field-keywords=Margot+Finke&x=23&y=16

And through GAP too:
http://www.guardianangelpublishing.com/ruthie.htm

POWELS, the great Pacific Northwest bookstore, now also has “Ruthie” up online + cover:
http://www.powells.com/biblio/61-9781616330590-1

Monday, June 21, 2010

How did the White Forest come to life?

Come along for this fascinating interview into the creative mind of Danika Dinsmore and learn how the world of the White Forest came to life. The ingenious mind of Ms. Dinsmore will inspire you to believe in the unimaginable.

DMc: Brigitta of the White Forest is the first in a series. Please share with us how you created such a magical but believable world.


DD: After the first draft, I knew I had to figure out this world in more detail. So, I wrote a 24 page Word Book about the history of the faeries, what other beings lived on the planet, why the faeries lived in the White Forest, the names of all the other villages in the White Forest, etc. I used the names of real cities combined with a Gaelic dictionary to come up with names of characters, objects and places. I think the Gaelic dictionary helped with some consistency of language. I would look up the definition for something, like “land,” and then alter the word to make it my own. That’s how I came up with the continents of Foraglenn, Araglenn, Storlglenn, etc.

I brainstormed all the faerie traits, everything from what skills each elemental faerie had to how their genes were passed down. I drew maps of the world and the White Forest. I wrote a lexicon that defined each new creature, plant, or magical item that I came up with. I HAD to in order to keep them straight.

Many people think that if you make your world imaginary, you can do anything inside that world. It isn’t true. Your world has to be consistent and the rules have to be established, or it won’t be believable.

DMc: You have been busy developing and implementing your marketing plan. What advice would you offer to fellow author’s in marketing whether their first or 10th book?


DD: Never assume, especially in this day and age, that all the marketing will be done for you and you can just sit back and reap the benefits. But also know that you don’t have to be uber tech savvy to work a social media strategy. I’ve met plenty of high tech people who are terrible at social networking, which is all about communication and building community.

For some great advice, check out Jeff Vandermeer’s Book Life: Strategies and Survival Tips for the 21st Century Writer. Also, The Happy Accident is a good reference for writers interested in social media.

DMc: Please share with us your road to publication.


DD: Brigitta was originally a feature screenplay. A fantasy adventure film is cost-prohibitive, however, and a huge risk for a studio if it doesn’t contain a known element (i.e. a known book, known actor, etc), so I thought I might best create a fan base by turning it into a novel first.

So, initially, it was about making the story more marketable. As I worked on the novel adaptation, the story became deeper and richer. I eventually found a fabulous agency, but they couldn’t sell the manuscript to any large publishing houses and we parted ways. I did two more drafts and started the agent query process again. I turned down two offers of representation, because they didn’t feel like the right fit. I decided to go the small press route and skip the agent altogether.

I’m very glad I did, because I’ve really enjoyed how much my publisher has involved me in the process. I’ve learned so much and understand publishing in a way that will allow me to make good decisions the future.

DMc: What or whom inspired you to become a writer?


DD: I’ve wanted to be a writer for as long as I can remember and I don’t know who to thank for it, perhaps my Dad for reading all the Oz books to me.

I wrote my first “book” in kindergarten (Brace Face) and would spend hours reading and writing in my room as a child. I do remember two books in elementary school that really fueled my passion for writing, because the protagonists were young writers: Harriet the Spy and I, Trissy. The fact that both characters were a bit subversive fed that devilish side of myself as well. Harriet the Spy inspired me to be an observer of people. I kept a secret spy notebook just like her for a while.

DMc: Please share with us your current work-in-progress.


DD: I’m in the middle of editing Book Two of the White Forest series. This is the first novel I’ve written from scratch. There’s no screenplay to use as an outline, so I was a wee bit intimidated. But, so far, it seems to be holding together. It takes place about 7 seasons (or 2 ½ years in human time) after the first books ends. Brigitta’s apprenticeship has begun . . . and the White Forest is in trouble once again. Guess who’s going to have to save it?

DMc: A signature request I like to ask every author, illustrator, editor, etc., I interview is for the individual to share with us a tidbit form their lives that the reader will find either humorous or surprising. Danika, can you please share one with us?


DD: There was a brief time in high school where I stopped thinking about becoming a writer or even going to college. I was going to become a Duran Duran groupie and follow them around the world. I’m not sure how I was going to support myself, but I think it had something to do with marrying Nick Rhodes, their keyboardist.

To learn more about Danika Dinsmore fascinating world visit:

http://thewhiteforest.com/

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Happy Father's Day

Every year I take the time out to reflect on my blessings of having such a wonderful father and wanted to share with you an excerpt from my essay entitled, "The Driving Force Behind Unconditional Love."

"Under his iron thumb and steely glare, one that could stop you dead in your tracks, you would find yourself blubbering the truth instantly. Especially if he added “missy” or “I am disappointed in you” to his look of knowing before you said a word.


The threat of being spanked or the dreaded slap upside the head loomed more than an actual spanking or slap. The fear was enough to keep me in place. Well for the most part. All through my childhood and into my young adulthood I struggled to break the chains of discipline and rebelled many times. Even in my darkest moments of having the knack in finding trouble, my dad never left my side. His unconditional love always bubbled under the surface. I couldn’t see it at the time, but I know now it was there and still is."
 
Thank you Dad for not being my friend in childhood, but my friend in adulthood. I'm blessed to have you has my father!
 
Honor your father today!
 

Saturday, June 19, 2010

In My Bath Virtual Tour Continues

M E D I A  R E L E A S E

CONTACT: Beth Bence Reinke, Author and Registered Dietitian

Email: rdwriter@hotmail.com

Website: http://www.bethbencereinke.com/

For Immediate Release

Come Discover What or Whom is Splish-Splashing through Cyberspace

Take a moment to listen for splish-splashing sounds taking over cyberspace. Don’t worry, it won’t damage your computer. What is the source, you may ask? It’s a children’s book entitled, In My Bath by author Beth Bence Reinke.

Join in the virtual book tour introducing an imaginative little boy and all kinds of water-loving animals. Is there room for all in the tub? Find out for yourself through their adventures in cyberspace:

June 21 – Amy Allgeyer Cook http://lux-st-clare.blogspot.com/

June 23 – Rena Jones http://renajjones.blogspot.com/

June 25 – Nancy Sharpe http://cybrarianbookreviews.blogspot.com/ (book review) and
http://nasharpe.blogspot.com/ (interview)

June 28 – Lori Calabrese http://loricalabrese.com/blog

June 30 - Beverly Stowe McClure http://beverlystowemcclure.blogspot.com/ (book review & interview)

July 1 - Scott Heydt http://scotthbooks.blogspot.com/ and http://blog.scotthbooks.com/

July 5 – Danika Dinsmore http://www.theaccidentalnovelist.wordpress.com/

July 7 – Miriam Forster http://msforster.blogspot.com/

July 9 – Carla Mooney http://carlamooney.livejournal.com/

Be sure to post your comments and/or questions for Ms. Reinke. She will be on hand each day to interact with you.

Beth Bence Reinke is an author and registered dietitian. She writes children’s books, devotional books and articles about food and nutrition. Beth’s professional affiliations include The American Dietetic Association and The Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators. She is also a member of Indie-Debut 2010, a group of first-time authors who help promote each other’s books that hail from independent publishers. In My Bath is Beth’s first children’s book.

Author: Beth Bence Reinke

Website: http://www.bethbencereinke.com/

Food and Faith blog: http://www.bethbencereinke.com/foodandfaith

Beth’s Book Basket blog: http://bethbencereinke.com/bethsbookbasket

E-mail: rdwriter@hotmail.com

Illustrator: Ginger Nielson

Website: http://www.gingernielson.com/

Blog: http://www.gingerpixels.blogspot.com/

Publisher: 4RV Publishing http://www.4rvpublishingllc.com/  

Thank you in advance for your interest.

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Friday, June 18, 2010

Get Your Creative Juices Flowing at Write White Inspires You


M E D I A  R E L E A S E

CONTACT: Donna M. McDine
Children’s Author
Email: dmcdine@optonline.net
Phone: 845-721-7802

For Immediate Release

Get Your Creative Juices Flowing at Write White Inspires You

The remaining days of June and into July are sure to be one of creative inspiration through several interviews with children’s authors and book reviews. Grab yourself a cool refreshment and Cruise on over to http://www.donna-mcdine.blogspot.com/ to jump into the creative minds of:

Saturday, June 19th – In My Bath Virtual Book Tour Schedule – Beth Bence Reinke

Sunday, June 20th – Happy Father’s Day – share your reflections

Monday, June 21st – Children’s author interview: Danika Dinsmore

Wednesday, June 23rd – Children’s author interview: Margot Finke
Thursday, June 24th – Children’s author interview: Dixie Phillips

Tuesday, June 29th – Book Review: In My Bath by Beth Bence Reinke

Wednesday, June 30th – Book Review: Ruthie and the Hippo’s Fat Behind by Margot Finke

Thursday, July 1st – How Has Blogging Inspired Your Writing Contest Winner Announcement

Friday, July 2nd – Dynamic Media Release Service sTestimonial

Sunday, July 4th – Happy 4th of July

Tuesday, July 6th – Guardian Angel Publishing May 2010 Releases

Thursday, July 8th – MuseItUp Publishing – Publishing house profile

Monday, July 12th – Hook Boys on Summer Reading by Margot Finke

Wednesday, July 14th – Book Review: Caves, Cannons and Crinolines by Beverly Stowe McClure

Mark your calendar today and be sure to visit http://www.donna-mcdine.blogspot.com/.

Be sure to ask your questions or leave a comment, each will be on hand throughout the day to interact with you.

Thank you in advance for your interest.

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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Does Perseverance pay in the End for Children’s Authors?

M E D I A  R E L E A S E

CONTACT: Donna M. McDine

Children’s Author

Email: dmcdine@optonline.net

Phone: 845-721-7802

For Immediate Release

Does Perseverance pay in the End for Children’s Authors?

An author’s dream is to impact their readers in positive thought provoking words, whether writing for adults or children. When children’s author, Donna McDine, first embarked on her writing career in 2007 she dreamed of the day a child would feel the wow factor through her storytelling. And much to her delight she received those encouraging words from several young muses early in the writing stages of The Golden Pathway.


Visit with Donna McDine through her charismatic interview by freelance author, Nancy Sanders on Friday, June 18 at:

http://nancyisanders.wordpress.com/2010/06/18/author-interview-donna-m-mcdine/.

Stop by for a spell and enjoy the chance to get to know this up and coming children’s author. Donna will be on hand throughout the day to field your questions and to respond to your comments.

Thank you for your interest.



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Friday, June 11, 2010

Awe Inspiring Illustrator: K.C. Snider

When I was bestowed the honor of becoming an “angel” at Guardian Angel Publishing and reached the stage of studying the portfolios of the GAP illustrators I immediately felt a connection to the artistic abilities of K.C. Snider. Not to say it was an easy task since all the illustrators at GAP are quite talented in their own right. Come along on this awe inspiring interview of the prolific works of K.C. Snider.

DMc: K.C., you have quite the accomplished illustrating career. How do you balance your many different projects?


KC: Well, my publicist makes me take a ‘fine arts’ break now and then. We sometimes get inspired to do a particular work to enter into a special show or contest. Usually when I’m working on a book, I work on one at a time. But sometimes two at a time especially if one is particularly complicated and needs a lot of research, doing a fun one interspersed helps to keep my inspiration piqued.

DMc: Are you normally hired by the publishing house or author for your illustrating talents?


KC: Actually, the first book I illustrated was “The Christmas Angel,” for my good friend, Mary Jean Kelso. She had written this story many years ago and couldn’t get it published so she thought that if it was illustrated, it might have a better chance at publication. Unbeknownst to me, she sent it to Lynda Burch at Guardian Angel Publishing who did accept it. I was still busy doing my Western fine arts and hadn’t really thought about pursuing more illustration jobs, but Lynda liked my work and approached me to illustrate Mayra Calvani’s “The Magic Violin.” I was thrilled to have another project for GAP. From there, it has just snowballed with GAP. I do not accept any other projects at this time except from GAP.

DMc: Please share with us your break through moment of your career.

KC: Keep in mind that I’ve had a long career in fine arts prior to illustration. So I would say my biggest break through moment involves my fine art. I was in my first large juried show in Aspen, Colorado when I sold my first $1000 original painting. I had been doing small local shows up until then. Then I started doing lithographs and they sold for as much as my originals did in the beginning.

DMc: Do you conduct school visits? If yes, how is a typical visit structured?


KC: Yes, I do. Here in Redmond, the fourth grade students write and illustrate a book as part of their regular curriculum. As I got known as an illustrator, I was asked to give demonstrations to various classes. My publicist assists me. We use the flip books and I bring samples of the materials I work with. I show them how I work and then they ask lots and lots of questions. One of the students we spoke with last year won the Angel to Angel writing contest with GAP.

DMc: Do you have a favorite medium or style?


KC: I don’t have a favorite medium for my fine arts, but the illustrations are in gouache with some ink. Gouache is an opaque watercolor. My style is generally realism, but I also do cartooning.

DMc: Please name a couple of your favorite children’s illustrators. What intrigues you about them?

KC: No really ‘famous’ children’s illustrators come to mind, but I like Kit Grady, Samantha Bell and Kevin Collier, along with the other GAP artists. Kit’s work is really cute, Samantha’s is quite realistic and Kevin’s is nicely cartoonish.

My mentor for illustrating was Norman Rockwell, my all-time favorite.

DMc: How long does it take for you to illustrate a book?


KC: Generally, a month depending on have often my dog, Pooper Jack, interrupts me. Mayra Calvani’s Frederico, the Mouse Violinst, took two months. I now have 15 books in publication with GAP, six pending publication and contracts signed for 11 more. I’m quite proud of my accomplishments with GAP.

DMc: A signature request I like to ask every author, illustrator, editor, etc., I interview is for the individual to share with us a tidbit from their lives that the reader will find either humorous or surprising. K.C., can you please share one with us?


KC: Probably one of the most memorable events in my art career was the day that my husband, Fred, put a knife through one of my canvases that I had just sold! Fred was tying the painting to an easel so that it would not blow over. He had a knife to cut the string and the knife slipped. He was absolutely mortified and devastated. So I lost a $2000 sale. The gallery I was with was not happy. But Fred has been so supportive of me that I really can’t complain. He does all my framing, helps pack and unpack at shows and does so much that I couldn’t do it without him.

Visit K.C. Snider today at:

http://www.kcsniderart.com/  

http://www.guardianangelpublishing.com/

http://andyandthealbinohorse.blogspot.com/

http://www.cafepress.com/KCSniderart

http://blog.kcsniderart.com/

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Guest Author Interview: Beth Bence Reinke

Beth and I first met on the ICL chat boards and through the CWCC and now we are fellow members of Indie-Debut 2010. It has been a distinct pleasure watching Beth’s writing career flourish.

DMc: Beth, you have several releases coming out. First, please share with us the inspiration behind In My Bath and how you found 4RV Publishing.


BR: Two things inspired me to write In My Bath. First was a picture book I remember reading that had a little girl sleeping in different animal beds. I liked the idea of a child “trying out” different ways animals do things.

The second thing was “silly sleeping friends,” a special bedtime routine we did when my boys were little. I performed funny skits using their favorite stuffed animals - dogs, cats, a chipmunk, a dinosaur, an elephant, a manatee. Little boys using their imaginations at bedtime morphed into bath time and became In My Bath. Like the girl from the bedtime book, the child in my book imagines he’s doing things animals do– in this case, water-loving animals.

I found 4RV Publishing by attending the Muse Online Writers’ Conference that is held in October. I highly recommend this free conference to all writers.

DMc: Now the same for Race Fans’ Devotions to Go and Fruit Lovers’ Devotions to Go and how you found Extreme Diva Media.


BR: I learned about Extreme Diva Media years ago through some friends who wrote for EDM’s online women’s magazine, which at the time was called Simple Joy. While checking out the website, I discovered the “Devotions to Go” series, which is well-established with more than twenty titles. I loved the idea of a month-long devotional book women could stash in a purse and take anywhere. I asked myself, what topics do I know well enough to write about for a devotional book? Being a dietitian and a NASCAR fan, I chose fruit and racing.

DMc: How do the two publishing houses differ? Similarities?


BR: Both are independent publishers with dedicated, capable women as CEOs. I have enjoyed working with both houses and find that these small publishers work one-on-one with authors, patiently answering questions from a new author like me. The two publishers differ in that 4RV publishes books for all ages, while Extreme Diva Media publishes titles exclusively for women. EDM’s parent company of See Media is expanding into books for men and children, too.

DMc: Please share with us your current work-in-progress.


BR: In addition to writing articles about food and nutrition, I’m at different stages with two children’s book manuscripts right now. One is a follow-up to In My Bath. The other is an ABC book, which new territory for me. I’m busy keeping up with my new website and blogs, too. My “Food & Faith” blog gives nutrition tips and “Beth’s Book Basket” offer reviews of children’s books, many from independent publishers.

DMc: What has been your best marketing tool to date and why?


BR: Hmm, I’m really not sure yet. I’m just beginning to promote and market In My Bath so I’ll have to get back to you on that one!

DMc: A signature request I like to ask every author, illustrator, editor, etc., I interview is for the individual to share with us a tidbit from their lives that the reader will find either humorous or surprising. Beth, can you please share one with us?


BR: Friends who knew me “way back when” would never believe that I’ve become a loyal NASCAR fan. I watch the NASCAR Sprint Cup race every week. It’s a great way to relax on Sunday afternoon, or sometimes Saturday night. Believe it or not, I was the champion of my fantasy NASCAR league in 2007. I love racing!

Learn more about Beth at: http://www.bethbencereinke.com/

Ginger’s (illustrator) website: http://www.gingernielson.com/

4RV Publishing: http://www.4rvpublishingllc.com/

To order book from my website: http://bethbencereinke.com/user_images/1/cms/books.cms

To order from 4RV Publishing: http://www.4rvpublishingllc.com/Childrens_Books.html

To order from Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/tags-on-product/0982588666/ref=tag_dpp_cust_edpp_sa
To order from Barnes & Noble online: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/In-My-Bath/Beth-Reinke/e/9780982588666/?itm=4&USRI=in+my+bath

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Come Discover What or Whom is Splish-Splashing through Cyberspace

M E D I A R E L E A S E

CONTACT: Beth Bence Reinke, Author and Registered Dietitian

Email: rdwriter@hotmail.com

Website: http://www.bethbencereinke.com/

For Immediate Release

Come Discover What or Whom is Splish-Splashing through Cyberspace

Take a moment to listen for splish-splashing sounds taking over cyberspace. Don’t worry, it won’t damage your computer. What is the source, you may ask? It’s a children’s book entitled, In My Bath by author Beth Bence Reinke.

Join in the virtual book tour introducing an imaginative little boy and all kinds of water-loving animals. Is there room for all in the tub? Find out for yourself through their adventures in cyberspace:

June 8 – Jo Ramsey http://www.joramsey.com/?page_id=9

June 9 – Donna McDine http://www.donna-mcdine.blogspot.com/

June 21 – Amy Allgeyer Cook http://lux-st-clare.blogspot.com/

June 23 – Rena Jones http://renajjones.blogspot.com/

June 25 – Nancy Sharpe http://cybrarianbookreviews.blogspot.com/  (book review) http://nasharpe.blogspot.com/ (interview)

June 28 – Lori Calabrese http://loricalabrese.com/blog

June 30 - Beverly Stowe McClure http://beverlystowemcclure.blogspot.com/ (book review & interview)

July 1 - Scott Heydt http://scotthbooks.blogspot.com/ & http://blog.scotthbooks.com/

July 5 – Danika Dinsmore http://www.theaccidentalnovelist.wordpress.com/

July 7 – Miriam Forster http://msforster.blogspot.com/

July 9 – Carla Mooney http://carlamooney.livejournal.com/

Be sure to post your comments and/or questions for Ms. Reinke. She will be on hand each day to interact with you.

Beth Bence Reinke is an author and registered dietitian. She writes children’s books, devotional books and articles about food and nutrition. Beth’s professional affiliations include The American Dietetic Association and The Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators. She is also a member of Indie-Debut 2010, a group of first-time authors who help promote each other’s books that hail from independent publishers. In My Bath is Beth’s first children’s book.

Author: Beth Bence Reinke

Website: http://www.bethbencereinke.com/

Food and Faith blog: http://www.bethbencereinke.com/foodandfaith

Beth’s Book Basket blog: http://bethbencereinke.com/bethsbookbasket

E-mail: rdwriter@hotmail.com

Illustrator: Ginger Nielson

Website: http://www.gingernielson.com/

Blog: http://www.gingerpixels.blogspot.com/

Publisher: 4RV Publishing http://www.4rvpublishingllc.com/

Thank you in advance for your interest.

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Monday, June 7, 2010

Creator of Klutzy Kantor Visits Today

Jessica and I first met earlier on in our writing careers, well before we became fellow “angels” at Guardian Angel Publishing. Since then I have had the joy watch Jessica’s writing career flourish. So happy you are visiting and taking the time out to learn more about this fascinating woman. You will surely become inspired by her words.

DMc: To date what has been your most valuable marketing tool?


JK: Website’s that list unusual holidays & my blog that focuses on marketing lists all of the blogs & websites I use for other ideas.

DMc: You have created several niches as a writer of inspirational and Christian essays, children’s books, and inspirational/motivational/educational speaker. Which inspires you the most and why?


JK: Hmmm? My Christian articles require research and bible study which recharges my batteries for everything else.

DMc: How do you balance your array of talents and still find the time to be the go to source for Book Marketing Planning and Writing Prompt Creation?


JK: I follow a writing schedule and ignore everything else when the muse strikes. Being on a ventilator and a quadriplegic allows me not to cook, clean & take care of a husband and kids. Between you, me and your readers, I needed a vacation and liked it so much I’ve never joined “real life.”

DMc: Now onto your new release, Klutzy Kantor. What an ingenious character you have created. Please share with us your inspiration behind this lovable character.


JK: My CRAZY sister is a complete klutz, intelligent and lovable. She is “Klutzy Kantor”. A friend from India shared the impossible riddle. The leprechaun, rainbow, apples and the rest came from my wacky imagination.

DMc: What can we expect from you coming down the publishing pipeline?


JK: Klutzy Kantor has 2 more books in the series. All of these books are reluctant reader friendly, humorous, have character building themes and teacher guides. “Marta Gargantuan Wings” is the next book to be released. Marta is a Pegasus that looks like a mule with giant wings.

I have 8 picture books accepted by Guardian Angel Publishing.

DMc: A signature request I like to ask every author, illustrator, editor, etc., I interview is for the individual to share with us a tidbit form their lives that the reader will find either humorous or surprising. Jessica, can you please share one with us?


JK: I’m glad I became a legally blind ventilator-dependent quadriplegic and given the choice I would not change it. If I never had my stroke I would not have begun writing. If my disabilities disappeared my life would be totally different. I never sat still long enough to develop a strong relationship with God. I’m afraid if I was “normal” I might lose sight of the importance He plays in the world and my life.

I do have my “bad” days and weak moments when I wish my life were different, but that’s human. I don’t think anyone is completely content all of the time. For the most part I’m happy the way things are.

Be sure to visit Jessica at: http://www.jadaykennedy.com/

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Creative Inspiration through Interviews at Write What Inspires You

UPDATED SCHEDULE!

The month of June is sure to be one of creative inspiration through several interviews of children’s authors, illustrators, and editors. Grab yourself a cool refreshment and Cruise on over to http://www.donna-mcdine.blogspot.com/ to jump into the creative minds of:


Monday, June 7th – Children’s author: J. Aday Kennedy

Wednesday, June 9th - Children's author: Beth Reinke

Friday, June 11th – Illustrator interview: K.C. Snider

Monday, June 21st - Children's author: Danika Dinsmore

Thursday, June 24th - Children's author: Dixie Phillips

Mark your calendar today and be sure to visit http://www.donna-mcdine.blogspot.com/.

Be sure to ask your questions or leave a comment, each will be on hand throughout the day to interact with you.

Thank you in advance for your interest.

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Saturday, June 5, 2010

Book Review: Klutzy Kantor by J. Aday Kennedy


Title: Klutzy Kantor


Written by: J. Aday Kennedy

Illustrator: Jack Foster

Soft cover: 24 pages

Ages: 4-8

Publisher: Guardian Angel Publishing

ISBN Print: 13:978-1-61633-054-4

ISBN eBook: 13:978-1-61633-052-1

Published: April 2010

Price: $10.95

Klutzy Kantor is a gentle soul until he trips and falls with every step he takes. Many times slamming into un-expecting friends along the way. As time goes by Klutzy Kantor becomes increasingly frustrated by his klutziness. Determined to overcome he seeks out his friend Agra for advice. Agra offers up assistance, but not in the way Klutzy Kantor expects. Instead of physical training a massaging word play ensues to prepare Klutzy Kantor for the battle of wits against Cobbledom. Who is a leprechaun that promises to grant your most desired wish if you can beat him in a duel of wits.

Will Klutzy Kantor’s word training achieve the results he strives for or will the clever leprechaun beat him as he has done for the last 321 duels? Come along for Klutzy Kantor’s humorous adventure and find out for yourself.

To learn more about author, J. Aday Kennedy visit: http://www.jadaykennedy.com/.

To learn more about the colorful world of Jack Foster visit: http://web.me.com/jacktoon/jackfoster.com/home.html

Be sure to stop back Monday, June 7th when J. Aday Kennedy will be my guest author.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Triple Play Interview with Nancy Lepri

Since embarking on my writing career in 2007 I have developed the love of interviewing fellow authors. Nancy is another “angel” I met through Guardian Angel Publishing. Her illustrious career is one of author, illustrator, and editor. Read about Nancy’s fascinating life and career through this insightful interview.

DMc: You have led quite the adventurous life moving many times. What did you find to be the most difficult once settled in your new location to get your creative groove back?

NL: It was difficult moving, but I guess my husband doesn’t like to get any moss under his feet. Anyway, I’ve always been more or less a solitary type who loves to read and create. The first thing I always did upon moving was find the closest library. Now, thanks to the Internet, and the fact that I have TONS of books yet to be read, that’s not necessary. I like to hole up in my office and visualize what I want to write or draw. When I know what that is, I sit down at the computer and type, type, type, which I know many authors say you should not do, but I have tried writing from an outline and find I always seem to deviate from them. Unfortunately, I tend to write like I talk…too much! So, I end up going through what I’ve written and cut, cut, cut. I’ve found it much easier to cut than add. When it comes to drawing, I love to sit quietly and envision what I want to do, but I’m my own worst critic and usually my finished illustrations do not come out as I see them in my head.

DMc: What can a writer expect when collaborating on a book with you?


NL: I’m very easy to get along with. I love hearing new ideas and suggestions and working with talented people.

DMc: Your children’s chapter book, Tiny Angel was released in November 2009, please share with us your inspiration behind this delightful story.


NL: First off, thank you for saying it’s delightful! My inspiration behind this book comes from the fact that as a child I was a bookworm, very shy and wore glasses, which causes me to be the brunt of the class bully. I was very insecure and felt like I never fit in. My strong belief in guardian angels helped me through some tough times and my own personal angel is named Jody, same as Macy’s in the book. Many times I was lonely and when I got older, I learned I was not the only kid who felt that way. I thought by putting a little of my childhood angst into this book it would show other children they are not alone.

DMc: Do you find it difficult to switch from writer/illustrator to editor?


NL: I started writing almost twenty years ago. I was working as an editorial assistant for a publisher and realized my love of writing and editing. My first credits were with local newspapers and when we moved to NC, I wrote for the “Wilmington Magazine”. I had started writing “Tiny Angel” earlier, but had put it aside. Next I wrote for national and international food-industry trade magazines which paid very well, but I was not able to use my creativity with non-fiction, so I gave that up. Then I got assigned to illustrate several children’s books and with the urging (really nagging!) of my critique group, I got back to “Tiny Angel”. Meanwhile, to keep diversified, I got certified as an editor through Cape Fear Community College in 2006 and have had many freelance jobs. I also review books for New York Journal of Books and ReaderToReader.com. This way I’m never bored!

DMc: What can we expect from you in the future?


NL: I am working on a sequel to “Tiny Angel” and have started Tommy’s story. After that, I hope to write two more books in the series, the last being the bully’s story. I believe every child has insecurities or fears, and so many feel alone because of them. I hope my books will show kids there are others going through the same feeling and they are not alone.

DMc: A signature request I like to ask every author, illustrator, editor, etc., I interview is for the individual to share with us a tidbit from their lives that the reader will find either humorous or surprising. Nancy, can you please share one with us?


NL: I lead rather a boring life and don’t know if I can impart anything humorous or surprising about my work. I guess I could say what surprises me most is that I cannot read anything just for the pleasure of reading. I am always finding errors or making corrections, so it seems I’m always in the editor mode. Though I do have to say, the more I read, the more I learn, which I hope will help me become a better author.

To learn more about Nancy visit: http://nancycl.webs.com/  

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Boy Scout Leader and Children's Author: Bill Kirk

Children’s author, Bill Kirk and I first met through Guardian Angel Publishing about a year and a half ago and have forged a wonderful cyberspace connection. Recently, Bill took time out of his busy schedule and provided me an opportunity to get to know him better. Come along for this laugh out loud (no I didn’t use LOL…my girls think it’s weird for their mom to use text lingo. Shh…don’t tell them I just used it) interview and become inspired.

DMc: The Sum of Our Parts: Circulation Celebration is told in rhyme is an ingenious way of learning the human circulation system. Please share with us your inspiration behind this concept?

BK: Great question, Donna. I suppose it all started with a rhyme I wrote about all the bones in the human skeleton a few years ago. At the time, our grandson was struggling a bit with learning the bones in seventh grade science class. So, I wondered if there might be a catchy way to verbally walk him through the bones using rhyme and a jaunty rhythm to help some of the strange names stick. In the process, I figured I might as well see if it would get any nibbles from editors and publishers.

Finally, after lots of rejections, one editor I contacted liked the anatomical rhyme concept and wanted to see more. So, I decided to pick the body apart into its various systems using rhyme as the primary driver. Although it didn’t work out with that publisher, soon after, I found a welcome home at Guardian Angel Publishing. Other books in THE SUM OF OUR PARTS series (muscles, skin, brain and other systems) are in the pipeline for publication over the next couple years.

As for what started me down this path in the first place, I’ve been a runner for over 40 years and have worked through more than my share of running injuries. I’ve also been a long time student of what makes our bodies tick, including studying pre-med in college—until I ran into Organic Chemistry, that is. So, learning and writing about the various body systems has been a good way for me to keep my hands on the subject. For me, it’s been a fun journey.

DMc: You are an avid Boy Scout leader. Have you incorporated any of your writing into a lesson for your scouts to earn a badge?


BK: What a great idea. Now you’ve got me thinking. Actually, I did write a Scout related rhyme once, although not specifically for earning a Merit Badge. It was after I had completed my training in Wilderness First Aid which is a course required by at least one of the adult leaders taking any group of Scouts into remote or challenging hiking or backpacking areas such as in the High Sierras.

In a somewhat humorous fashion, the rhyme tells of a weary Scouter who has just faced treating broken bones, head injuries, cuts, shock, dehydration and altitude sickness in the wilderness. Arriving home, he debates whether to recount the details when his wife asks, “How was your day?” then decides he can’t bring himself to do it. The rhyme was published in the Boy’s Life online blog Cracker Barrel to generate interest in the course among adult Scouters who participate in High Adventure Team activities. Also Scouts over the age of 16 are encouraged to take the course to develop their advanced first aid skills.

DMc: What is the most valuable piece of advice you received when you first started writing for children?


BK: One positive piece of advice stands out, as well as one negative comment that turned out to be positive. The first was to go for the story first and everything else will follow. That is, if the story is solid, what’s left is for the writer to figure out how best to tell it. But if the story is iffy or not well developed, it doesn’t matter how well written the piece is, it will likely not get an editor’s second reading or capture the interest and imagination of any reader, particularly a child.

The second comment that has stayed with me as a motivator was, “Any story written in rhyme can be written better in prose.” Well, I have to tell you, that is just the challenge I need to prove the person wrong. Granted, some rhyme can be atrocious, including some of my own. But for me, rhyme is a unique form which pulls the reader into the story with the quirkiness, simplicity and fun of the word play and the nature of the rhythm.

In fact, the rhythm can set the tone for the piece. Is the story filled with action? Give it a staccato beat with shorter line length. Is it a mood piece? Allow the rhythm to flow slowly and smoothly.

As for rhyme, the options are virtually endless. Do you rhyme every other line, first-third or second-fourth? Do you rhyme all four lines in a verse? Do you use internal rhyme within the lines or only rhyme the line endings? Within the first few lines of the story, the reader will likely be looking for what to expect in terms of the rhyme, cadence and rhythmic patterns.

When written well, a rhyme can provide both comfort and anticipation as the reader settles into the rhythm and awaits the next rhyming sequence. Besides, it’s a lot of fun to write….

DMc: What has been your most memorable experience as a writer to date?


BK: I was asked via e-mail by the mother of a young student in Texas if he could use a baseball rhyme, “The Cubs’ Last Game” for a poetry recital at his school. I had written the rhyme when my grandson, Dylan, was playing Little League baseball. The mother and her son had been searching for a poem and had come across my rhyme on The Baseball Almanac website under The Casey Collection.

I was thrilled to know someone was reading and using the rhyme and was even happier when the mother e-mailed me a few weeks later to say her son had won first place in the competition. He had actually drawn out a large baseball diamond to lay on the floor. During his recital, he played the parts of the players in the rhyme, even runing the bases to “score” the winning run.

DMc: Please share with us your current work-in-progress.


BK: Ah, so many rhymes and so little time. One story in particular has been “in progress” for over three years. My working title is “A Whale Of A Tale In The Midst Of A Gale.” I’m not sure it will ever see the light of day but it’s been a fun project to get back to it every couple months as I fiddle with lines, add verses, resolve conflicts and try to bring the story full circle to a conclusion.

The manuscript has gone from sort of a long-ish regular rhyming story to one that is now written in a series of chapterettes. I suppose it may turn out to be nothing more than an ongoing warm-up practice piece to help me keep my head in the rhyming game—maybe a little like the warm-up vocal exercises a singer uses before a performance.

Otherwise my writing interests include non-rhyming poetry, humor and satire. And I even have an international conspiracy novel that’s been on the drawing board for two decades. Needless to say, my slush pile abounds.

DMc: A signature request I like to ask every author, illustrator, editor, etc., I interview is for the individual to share with us a tidbit form their lives that the reader will find either humorous or surprising. Bill, can you please share one with us?


BK: Hmmm…. Let’s see. I’ll tell this story for the kids out there. When I was younger, my family used to visit my grandparents’ farm in Mississippi. There was no running water, no electricity and no bathroom except an outhouse. There was also a smokehouse and a chicken house. So, there were lots of chores to do and kids had to come up with their own fun.

During one visit, when I was about six years old, my cousins and I were sliding down the tin roof of the chicken house. It may sound strange but what a great slide it was! We would slide down almost to the edge, then scramble back up to the peak and go again. For added excitement, the dare was to slide down head first—until, that is, I didn’t stop myself soon enough and slid off the roof head first. The good news is I didn’t hit the ground on my head. The bad news is I fell head first into a 50-gallon barrel of slop. For those adults familiar with farms in the old days, you will know what slop is, as in slopping the hogs.

Needless to say being submerged in slop with no way to get myself out was about as close to “Fear Factor” as I had come to that point in my life. It seemed like an eternity. But fortunately my cousins quickly jumped off the roof and dumped me out, spilling slop all over the ground. Of course, the pigs were thrilled with their unexpected feast. As for me, after I had stopped coughing, gagging and sputtering, none of my cousins wanted to get too close to me, at least until I got cleaned up in one of my grandma’s famous super-chilled, well-water washtub baths. Brrrr!!!

Be sure to visit Bill at: http://www.billkirkwrites.com/